Get ready for it
*I am snacking like...duh...I am not seriously following a diet plan.
*My period is 10 days late, no worries I am not preggers! If I was, it would mean the second coming of Christ!
*I think I am pre menopausal.
*I am bloated, See above.
*I feel out of control, duh! I am not planning anything.
*I binged...and...I...did something bad...
*I am tired ALL the time, I know it is my pills, but if I don't take them I get depressed.
*I am not exercising, because I am being incredibly lazy.
*I am fighting with my son...